Monday, March 29, 2010

What Up Duo My Homies?!

Dear Homies of the Princess,
Hello! How is your magneficent yet funky day of school, work, etc., etc.? Was it funky but magneficent or was it magneficent but funky? Am I making any sense here to you? Sometimes I do not seem to be getting anything through those thick wooden heads of yours! Just kidding! I am pretty sure that you all are smart and fabulous! So really, how was your day? Did you have track? Was it fun? Boring? Cold? Warm? Did you have a test that was hard or annoying or really stupid and pointless? Did you have a stupid Science Lab where  you are being taught to be retarded? Well, cause I sure did. Did you have boring jobs to do or wacky friends to hang out with while these kids in school are sitting there dying and banging there heads on the desks? Do you have an after school job? Are you eating noodles that you made out of a pot? I am. Is your kitty being a purr machine lying on your lap while you type, trying to bite your necklace? Cause that is happening to me! Okay! Okay! That is your Secret Assignment! Tell me every detail of your day today of what you can remember cause I want to know! And do NOT give me whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper crap that I do not wanna here. I need to know what you did today. Everything you peoples tell me feeds my soul more information and LOVE! I need that! Are Mondays dreadful to you? I wanna hang with you today Tree. Is that by any chance possible? Or was your day today Just Plain Awesome to you? I you guys, you know that right? So basically you know how my day went today. Right? Yes. Of course.
I really wanna finish Everwild by Neal Shushterman! Yesterday when I finished Fang by James Patterson, I was crying and snotting on myself for about one or two hours! The letter Fang wrote to Max was so sad! I thought Fang had died in one of the scenes! I hate you James Patterson for making such a stupid book! Yea, you heard me! (Well, read what I wrote (You cannot hear me) ) Did you like rushing through that book without stopping to think how heart-breaking you are? Like Tree says, that book never happened. I am also going to pretend with Tree that that book never happened or was published or written! But, I WILL try to finish reading Everwild which I found out like yesterday is going to be a Trilogy! How cool?! Um, I am getting bored here right now and wandering off. So ByeBye, I will update tomorrow. Please do the Secret Assignment!

Book of the Day: Everwild by Neal Shushterman
Song of the Day: 1, 2 Step by Ciara
Thing of the Day: Grass
Animal of the Day: Parrot
Person of the Day: Jake Abel AND Logan Lerman

Best Wishes,
Cinderunzel

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Who I Want To Marry...


This is the guy I am planning to marry. I will find a way! Doesnt he just have the perfect smile? Ahhhhh..
Halleluljah! Halleluljah! I think I have been touched by an angel!

Cinderunzel



Fun Fun Fun Sunday!

Dear Beloved Viewers,

So usually I hate Sundays cause they are so dreadful to me. You know, cause it is the last day of weekend breaks. But today has been going fairly well. I am almost finished with Fang by James Patterson. I really need to get started on Everwild by Neal Schushterman because I wanna finish it today, you know? Well, maybe you do not know. I got to video-chat with my uncle and grandmother who are currently in Ukraine and it was great cause I have not gotten to see them in a long time. It was a really interesting conversation cause we were singing, dancing, talking about Harry Potter, talking about PJO (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) and Greek mythology, talking about books, what it is like here and in Ukraine, and sending pics to eachother. Would you like to see what my uncle looks like? Of course you do.  So here he is:


Okay, so the last one was kinda funny looking and wierd but that is okay cause it is my twenty-one year-old uncle we are talking about here. I wonder what he was doing. But I am glad to find out that we have alot in common and like alot of the same things. Cool, huh?
So Tree is over now and I am very disappointed cause none of you (except Tree) did my Secret Assignment so let us try do to that again. Well, I gotta go cause Tree is over!

Book of the Day: Everwild by Neal Schusterman
Song of the Day: Drop the World by Lil Wayne featuring Eminem
Thing of the Day: A book
Animal of the Day: Liger
Person of the Day: Uncle

Friday, March 26, 2010

Quickly.

I dont feel like writing too much right now but I was stopping for a moment to say hey. Kay? I am doinga this pretty fast. I will update later when I am finished with whatever it is I am doing. So leave a comment about whatever and I will write about that. How does that sound?

Book of the Day: Fang by James Patterson
Song of the Day: I'm Not Your Boyfriend by 3Oh!3
Thing of the Day: 10$
Animal of the Day: Ostrich (not sure if I spelled that right)
Person of the Day: Tree Kolkova

Secret Assignment of the Day: (drum role please!)

Tell me your most deepest, darkest secret. Feel free to be Anonymous. Do you want me to do it too? I cannot think of a secret to tell. Huh. But if I do, it will be Anonymous. Have fun!

Monday, March 22, 2010

The Re-read Different Books Week. Monday..

Dear Beloved Princess Viewers,

So yah I know that I have not updated all weekend but that is because I have found myself doing things that I have never imagined myself ever doing. Or music that I would never have imagined myself listening to. For example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 and 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c. 
If you view them, you would see why I never imagined my self listening to that. Hah! But I like this song too. Here, click and paste it in the bar up there. It is a good song. It's called Boombox.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvEYKRF5IA 
Those are my funny videos which are also inappropriate. Funny. So would you like to know why my title for this topic is called what it is? Well, here is my reason: I am re-reading the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, going to try to re-read Maximum Ride and read Fang by James Patterson, re-read The Alchemist by Scott something I can't remember-Oh! Michael Scott I think, re-read Magic or Madness again when I read it last week (heehee's), The House of Night series, and The Year of Secret Assignments. Probably Percy Jackson and the Olympians too. Maybe. I already finished the first Harry Potter book today. I read a couple pages yesterday. And this weekend I finally typed some of my books one the laptop. I wrote some more too. Then today in Science, I started to write my fourth generation out of nowhere. Weird, huh? But my story is going great.
You know what? Today was not that bad of a Monday at all. I mean, my shoe fell off when I was walking to the bus but that was funny.I forgot what I was going to write.. Sorry. Uhh... I have lots to do and lots to write,right? I have to get my grades up majorly to all A's before the end of the term. I have one C+!!!! ARGGG!!!! Dude, that sucks major balls, right? Uhh... What the heck was I gonna say? Huh.. So tell me about your sucky or non-sucky Monday day for you. Monday's should be the worst. Oh! I remember what I was gonna put! I was gonna write that you know how I was on a role last week with the awesome days? Well Sunday pretty much sucked balls. But Sunday is the start of a new week. Right? So I had pretty much good days. This week is like Bleh to me right now. Hope it gets better cause I like seeing Logan Lerman in thongs. Hot!

Love,
Cinderunzel

Friday, March 19, 2010

Friday...

Dear Beloved Cinderunzel Viewers,

Okay! I am so sorry I did not write yesterday or update anything, I just had such a busy day Thursday. Remember how I said that I was on a role of good days?! Well, the role keeps rolling. I am cracking up over here at home watching videos by The Lonely Island. I like the song by them Jizz In My Pants and I'm On A Boat. Hilarious! Even though the title is so wrong and the song. But if you saw the video and listened to it, it is funny. I am serious this is a funny song. I actually like it.
So can you believe my ma made me stay home because she woke up late and didn't have time to dress my bro and sis so she made me stay home just for that. Because she wanted not to be late for work. I actually wanted to go to school and that rarely happens with me. In fact, it NEVER happens. I was like whoa. Goodness. It would've been a perfect Friday. Me, Tree, and California were gonna wear all yellow today so we would match. Funny, right? Then Tree is gonna spend the night tonight and maybe California, I hope. It will be so much fun. We are gonna take turns reading the whole Harry Potter series! That will be fun! Now I own The Order of the Phoenix! Can you believe that?!
And Fallenhero, I would love to go to Borders with you on Sunday cause I really need Fang by James Patterson! And maybe some other books. I just have to make it final with my mom. And I already finished Magic or Madness Trilogy by Justine Larbalestier. I e-mailed her on her website that she should make another book for Magic cause she just kinda left us hanging like a hook, don't you thing? I liked rereading it though. Now I am rereading The Alchemyst and the Harry Potter of course. But yah. Oh! And I made a short story for Secrets if any of you wanted to know even though you guys don't know what my series Secrets is, do you now? Nope, didn't think so. Well would you like to know what it is about?

Secrets is about teens who have supernatural powers. There are different generations for the previous generations who have kids or whatever. It is not as dorky as it sounds, it is actually really serious. These teens have to save the world from something that I have not figured out yet. The first book is called Genesis. 

Odesae, the main character, is a loner who does not trust anyone except herself and Nala, her cat who can shape shift into a human girl about Odesae's age. Odesae's father, Jonathan, is dead and so is her brother Tray. Someone murdered her father and she doesn't know who. Her older sister, Red, is a mutant who sucks people dry from their auras and the life goes right out of them. That is how Red lives. That is how Tray died. Xavier is Iris's best buddie and they are the most popular and good looking people in school. They have supernatural talents just like Odesae. Soon, they become friends. They come up with a name to call the talents and call it Secrets. Something went wrong at their births and that is how you know you are Chosen to save the world. Odesae is the leader of all of the kids and teens to save the world. But can she find who she truly is? Or will she be kept wondering with her dead father's whisperings in the wind?

Well, when I finish the book and when it comes out, I hope it will be on your bookshelf for you to read. Remember, it is called Genesis, A Secrets Novel. Okay, so I think for your Secret Assignment of the Day, you should write me a short story to read. I would love to see where in the world you imagination is at. And if you can make a good story. Well, gotta go potty. Byebye.

Yours Truly,
Cinderunzel

P.S. If you have any advice you need from me, just comment or send me a message at my email. There are two: cinderunzelvolkova@gmail.com OR a.slimrocks@hotmail.com

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

My Quote I Just Made...

"Being retarded is not being stupid. Being retarded makes people love you more than they already do."

Made by
-Cinderunzel

Wacky Wednesdays are Amazing!

Today was the greatest Wednesday of my life! I mean I am on a roll. Yesterday was great and so was today! One, Me, California, and Tree made up and are not mad at each other anymore. Two, I met someone cool and awesome today by the name of Julia. Three, I am not telling you! Four, me and Tree watched a movie today. Five, I had no homework. Six, I finished a book. Seven, it was really really warm today outside. Eight, I tried Tree's mother's mashed potatoes which are really really good. Nine, I finally love frozen fruits that are not just raspberries! Ten, I can finally do the splits and cool tricks with a hula-hoop! Omgoddess! Aren't I on a role?! So today was great as you know. Let me tell you about Julia. She is really really pretty and talented with the hula-hoop!  She dances while she hula-hoops and it is really beautiful! 
I checked fanfiction and my favorite fanfiction is updated! YAY!!!! I don't know what I should read next. That stupid jerk Matt Poole still has my book The Year of Secret Assignments! And I want it back because he told me that he did not even read it except for five words which I do not believe. But yah, I really really want to got to Borders so I can get Fang by James Patterson. But noooo, my mom never has the time. Bleh. Help! Can someone give me Fang by James Patterson?! I need to read it! 
My kitty Nala-Koala is more tamed now and not as fierce as before. She is a bunny. I mean seriously, just like I am a fish. Nala is laying right next to me in her little basket being cute and I am thinking about songs. I love music and babbling about things. I babble so much just ask McKenners Peariso. Right McKenners?! 
I have a Science project that is due when?! Friday and we only get today and tomorrow to work on it! Gosh. And I am sorry I am updating this kinda late! But our stupid homosexual Science teacher just hates us soooo much that she has to give us a project with only two days to work on it! What kind of crap is that?! The government is like only putting us in school cause they think of us as burdens that need to be tamed. They do not want to be bothered with kids. I sooooo hate that. What the heck?! I cannot wait until summer. This is gonna be a great one!
I love candles. Come over and you can take a sniff! And Marina, you still have big hair! No matter what!
Things of the Day:

Book of the Day: Fang by James Patterson
Song of the Day: Lip Gloss by Lil' Mama
Thing of the Day: A movie called All I Wanna Do
Animal of the Day: Bunny
Person of the Day: Rachel O' Connor

Secret Assignment of the Day:
Tell me your favorite book that you have read and what it is about. I wanna know cause I am desperate for new books to read. Please!

With A Whole Bunch of Wackiness,
Cinderunzel (the princess)

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Good Books I Suggest You To Read...

Here is some good books that I have read and suggest if you wanna read something fantastinc. I am hungry..

In a futuristic society, the United States is divided into 12 districts, each based on their area's natural product. Sixteen-year-old Katniss Everdeen lives in District 12, an area once known as Appalachia. District 12's product is coal. Almost everyone is a miner. It is not a wealthy area. Residents are forced to eat whatever they can find or pay with a chance on their child's life to obtain government surplus foods. Luckily Kat's father taught her how to hunt and gather before he was blown up in a mine explosion. After his death her family depends on her for survival, until the very worst thing happens to them: She is sent to the Hunger Games to represent District 12 in a fight to the death. If she wins, both her family and her district will be rewarded with all the food and wealth they need. Kat is ready to do battle with the wilderness and the other tributes, but she isn't ready to fall in love. What happens when she finds she has feelings for her partner and knows she must kill him to win the games?



After surviving the Hunger Games, Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark are back in District 12, but life is far from normal. Unbeknownst to the pair, their united tactics and subsequent joint triumph were interpreted by many as rebellious and there is widespread unrest in the Districts. Katniss, as always, worries about her family and their safety as she struggles with her role in the rebellion she seems to have fueled. Katniss tries to reconnect with an estranged Gale, while somewhat keeping up the pretense of being hopelessly in love with Peeta. She soon discovers, however, that her life depends on proving without a doubt that she and Peeta are indeed completely in love. Once again, Katniss must make choices that will greatly impact those she loves.



Their hidden world is about to be revealed....







When fifteen-year-old Clary Fray heads out to the Pandemonium Club in New York City, she hardly expects to witness a murder -- much less a murder committed by three teenagers covered with strange tattoos and brandishing bizarre weapons. Clary knows she should call the police, but it's hard to explain a murder when the body disappears into thin air and the murderers are invisible to everyone but Clary.
Equally startled by her ability to see them, the murderers explain themselves as Shadowhunters: a secret tribe of warriors dedicated to ridding the earth of demons. Within twenty-four hours, Clary's mother disappears and Clary herself is almost killed by a grotesque demon. But why would demons be interested in ordinary mundanes like Clary and her mother? And how did Clary suddenly get the Sight? The Shadowhunters would like to know...



Clary Fray just wishes that her life would go back to normal. But what's normal when you're a demon-slaying Shadowhunter and you can suddenly see Downworlders like werewolves, vampires, and faeries? In this sequel to "City of Bones," Clare lures readers back into the dark grip of New York City's Downworld.




In the final installment of the "New York Times"-bestselling Mortal Instruments trilogy, Clary must travel to the City of Glass, the ancestral home of the Shadowhunters, to save her mother's life. Never mind that entering the city without permission is against the Law, and breaking the Law could mean death.




Fourteen-year-old Maximum Ride, better known as Max, knows what it's like to soar above the world. She and all the members of the "Flock" -- Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gasman and Angel -- are just like ordinary kids-only they have wings and can fly. It may seem like a dream come true to some, but their lives can morph into a living nightmare at any time-like when Angel, the youngest member of the "Flock," is kidnapped and taken back to the "School" where she and the others were genetically engineered by sinister scientists.



Her friends brave a journey to blazing hot Death Valley, CA, to save Angel, but soon enough, they find themselves in yet another nightmare -- this one involving fighting off the half-human, half-wolf "Erasers" in New York City. Whether in the depths Central Park or in the bowels of the Manhattan subway system, Max and her adopted family take the ride of their lives. Along the way Max discovers from her old friend and father-figure Jeb -- now her betrayed and greatest enemy -- that her purpose is save the world-but can she?


Brave bird-kid Max and her flock fly south on a perilous quest to find their parents, after having rescued Angel and recovered secret documents about their origins. But just when they think they've finally escaped the hungry claws of evil Erasers, they're discovered by an FBI agent and forced to face perhaps an even worse nightmare: going to school. There's no such thing as an ordinary day when Max's "homework" includes decoding documents, deciphering when (and how) she's supposed to save the world, and learning to face what may her greatest enemy: herself. A clone. Max II.




There's one last chance to save the world in MAXIMUM RIDE: SAVING THE WORLD AND OTHER EXTREME SPORTS, the closing chapter of James Patterson's thrilling trilogy. The time has arrived for Max and her winged "flock" to face their ultimate enemy and discover their original purpose: to defeat the takeover of "Re-evolution," a sinister experiment to re-engineer a select population into a scientifically superior master race...and to terminate the rest. Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gasman, and Angel have always worked together to defeat the forces working against them--but can they save the world when they are torn apart, living in hiding and captivity, halfway across the globe from one another?




Max and the flock take refuge in Antarctica and take on global warming--Earth's biggest threat



Maximum Ride and the other members of the Flock have barely recovered from their last arctic adventure, when they are confronted by the most frightening catastrophe yet. Millions of fish are dying off the coast of Hawaii and someone--or "something"--is destroying hundreds of ships. Unable to discover the cause, the government enlists the Flock to help them get to the bottom of the disaster before it is too late.

While Max and her team are exploring the depths of the ocean, their every move is being carefully tracked by Mr. Chu--a criminal mastermind with his own plans for the Flock. Can they protect themselves from Mr. Chu's army of mercenaries and save the ocean from utter destruction?



Percy Jackson is a good kid, but he can't seem to focus on his schoolwork or control his temper. And lately, being away at boarding school is only getting worse -- Percy could have sworn his pre-algebra teacher turned into a monster and tried to kill him. When Percy's mom finds out, she knows it's time that he knew the truth about where he came from, and that he go to the one place he'll be safe. She sends Percy to Camp Half Blood, a summer camp for demigods (on Long Island), where he learns that the father he never knew is Poseidon, God of the Sea. Soon a mystery unfolds and together with his friends -- one a satyr and the other the demigod daughter of Athena -- Percy sets out on a quest across the United States to reach the gates of the Underworld (located in a recording studio in Hollywood) and prevent a catastrophic war between the gods.



(I didn't feel like getting all of the summaries in... Sorry. But if you read them and buy them, then you will know what the books are about)

Well, that is all for today. Thanks for viewing my blog. And I hope you liked the books, I hope you choose to read them too if you have not already or even if you have.

With Lots of Love,
Cinderunzel (the princess)















Best Tuesday EVER!!!!!

Today was just about the best Tuesday I ever had. Me and Chocolate Chip were hanging out with Joey and Domonique and other peeps. It was sooo much fun. I got to ride Bobby's bike when he brung it outside. It was funn. Joey is sooo wierd. He gave someone a dollar to kiss a girl when the person was a girl. So he made two girls kiss and they are only in fourth grade! Poor kids. I feel bad. I know they are not lesbian. Joey needs to piss off.
I want my book back from Matt Poole! He hasn't even read it. Gosh, what is his problem?! Oh, I know, he is a big fat stinky turd!! I am running out of things to read here! I need more books. You awesome authors out there, could you keep writing more books for me to read! I need your imagination in my imagination and I need to know your thoughts. Maybe one day, you will read the books that I am writing. Maybe just maybe, it will be sitting by your laptop on your bed waiting for you to pick it up. Please!
Robert Black is my bestest best friend ever and Elyse Wade is my lover wife. I love you Missy!! You guys are the bestest friends I will ever have!!! I have no idea why Tree and California are so pissed at me today. I mean, yesterday on Facebook.com I was commenting on my friends' status about something and maybe Tree didn't like that. But drag California into this and make her pissed at me too you stupid Tree?! Why would you do that. When I am mad at you, I tell her why but I do not tell her she should be mad at you because I do not want her to feel awkward. But I just don't know.. Do you not think I need her comfort too? Well I have Bobby and Jojo for that now. Get over it Tree. Not my problem. And today when we were singing in quior, California smiled at me but I gave her a dirty look and looked away because my eyes were tearing up. I did not want to cry. Bobby just loathes Tree because she acts as if he does not exist and that is how she was acting today to me too. What the heck?! but my day has been going great! I got to wear Bobby's blue Hollister sweatshirt and am wearing it tomorrow. Man, that thing is huge!!!!!

Secret Assignment of the Day..

Tell me how your day went on Tuesday March 16, 2010!!!!

Things of the Day..

Book of the Day: Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins
Song of the Day: Right Roung by Flo Rida
Thing of the Day: Bike
Animal of the Day: Doggie :)
Person of the Day: You!!!

Well Yours Truly,
Cinderunzel the Princess

Monday, March 15, 2010

Counts..

Whoever views my blog, please click comment under this topic and write 'number 11' or just '1' or 'wuhn' whatev is fine with me.

Cinderunzel

Things of the Day

The things of the awesome day are:

Book of the Day: Magic's Child by Justine Larbalestier
Song of the Day: Swag Surfin
Thing of the Day: Lilac scented candles
Animal of the Day: Rino
Person of the Day: Tyler I do not know last name

Monday, The Day You Wear Short Skirts...

Dear Beloved Viewers,

Okay, so maybe not alll of you wear short skirts on Mondays (specifically today) but today I did so that is why I called it that. But hey, maybe some of you do wear short skirts to school on Mondays. That is no big deal. Today I did and it was like the first time I actually wotre a skirt, and to school too!! So maybe none of you care about this. Here is how my day went:

I woke up at 6:30 A.M. cause my alarm on my iPhone rang, got up at 6:35 to go to the bathroom then picked out my clothes when I was done. I went to brush my teeth, Tree came over while I was and after did California. My cat is friggin laying on my arm right now. Tree picked out the shirt I should wear and then I got dressed. I did my hair and put my necklace on and my shoes and my jacket and slung my backpack over my shoulder. Forgot to get my earings. Too late. Walked to the bus stop with Tree and California. The bus came to pick us up and I got on to pick a seat for me, Tree, and California. Arrive at school. Got to STAR (class before first hour) then go walking around the gym in a  circle for so called 'exercise'. We head back to classroom. I sit down. Get up for Science first hour to listen to our stupid teacher talk about nonesense. Take notes in that class. Went to locker and then walked with California to go to Japanese second hour and watch a movie called Totoro which I love but me and my friend Tyler were making fun of cause it was wierd. Got to locker for third hour Language Arts and watch people present their book projects and talk about what book they read. Get up to go to locker and grab some money for lunch. Got pissed at Tree at lunch cause she left without me and California to the library and expected us to come. Go to library with California to sit down and talk with people other than Tree. Get up to got to fourth hour Math D.A.I. Blahblahblah. Got to fifth hour Pre-Algebra to bisect lines. Got to quior afterwards where Tree began to act like I was a baby and didn't understand a word she said. Like I didn't speak english. Whatever. Got to perverted seventh hour Social Studies with our perverted Santa Clause looking homo teacher. Go to bus to go home. Arrive at home an clean then fix salad to eat and read. Then practice on my keyboard. And then get on laptop ot update my blog.


That is basically how my day went so far. Woud you like to know what I am reading currently? I am reading Magic's Child by Justine Larbalestier. Good trilogy. I felt sick today and felt like I was going to puke for the first half of the day. Ugh. Not a good feeling. Hey! I have and idea but I will not tell you what it is. Ha! Yeah, but today everyone is annoying me excpept my bestie Robert Black a.k.a. Chocolate Chip! He is a good buddie. My kitty Nala-Koala is so cute and is lying down right next to me! I should show a pic!

My beatiful model cat.


Isn't she just such an angel?


Aww.


Wonderful!

Would you like to see a pic of my awesome bestie Chocolate Chip? Well, here ya go!

I don't know what to put here.

Well, you've seen the friend at the cat. The cat who is currently not with the hat. Sorry, maybe later the cat will be with the red and white striped hat. Right?

With Lots of Love,
Cinderunzel

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Dresses and Awesome Shoes Like Flats or Heels!

So here goes nothing!


These are so red!



 I like the shoes.



The dresses are really nice. The designs are amazing!


These dresses look like a sunset to me. And so do the shoes























 Well, that was alot to put. Now, you need to tell me which outfits are your favorites. I like the one that looks like a sunset. That is your Secret Assignment of the Day! Tata! I gotta go write! Byebye.

With Love,
Cinderunzel