Tuesday, March 2, 2010

In My Pants or That's What She Said or If You Know What I Mean?

So Tree,
I took your paper so I could copy it at home and you did just leave it laying around. So I took it! Muahaha!!

Me and Tree had an arguement on which is funnier. In My Pants or If You Know What I Mean? So I think 'In My Pants' is more funny because it is more perverted and Tree thinks the other one. So I we decided she should write a story about it. Well here goes nothing..

An Eventful Social Studies Class by: Ella Kullmann

Roda Harding stood up in social studies: Room 201. She announced to the class, " The capital of Germany is Berlin which is in Europe which is in my pants." The class burst into laughter not only because it was a really perverted joke but also because Roda was wearing a really short skirt- many guys wanted to get into her pants-they might not have room if Europe was there. Charlotte Reagan laughed- how had Roda done that with a straight face? Charlotte tried to gain a straight face when Mrs. Jefferson stood up and said to Roda, " To the principal's office-NOW!" After Roda left Charlotte took her cue "Mrs. Jefferson I need to go to the bathroom- If you know what I mean." she winked at Mrs. Jefferson but secretly wished Tyler was in this class to see her. She had maintained reputation with Roda as class clown-they used to fight over it but now the decided to work together. Mrs. Jefferson's eyebrows shot straight up disappearing behind her hairling. She pointed to the door and whispered : "Principal's office." After Charlotte closed the door Ronnie took her place, "Um...Mrs. Jefferson isn't that what she said?" she asked innocently. "TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!" Ronnie left the room to find her two best friends-Roda and Charlotte red-faced in silent laughter clutching their stomachs and holding eachother up. They all smiled at eachother and strutted toward the principal's office.

Muahhahahahahahahaha!! I took the paper Tree. But I will give it back to you at school. So good luck finding it in your room which I doubt unless you made a copy fo it! Muahahahahahaha.

The Evil Princess,
CInderunzel
P.S. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHMUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

2 comments:

  1. Uh....you stole it-how unfair! I was gonna post it-well everyone-post what you think is the funniest on my blog or hers whatever you want.
    Love,
    Tree or the Strawberry Girl
    http://thestrawberrygirl4565.blogspot.com/

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  2. Okay well, Tree. I commented on your blog and posted the story. So go take a look, after all, it is YOUR blog anyways!

    Evil Thing,
    Cinderunzel

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