Monday, April 18, 2011

HELP! I NEED SOMEBODY!

Okay, So my title there? Yeah, it's not about the Beatles' song Help. I am seriously in need of help.....with my homework. Haha I got you didn't I? Well that can be your Secret Assignment. Keep in mind that this is due on Wednesday so I need to have this by today or tomorrow. Okay, so I am writing a poem about Thunderstorm for Science. And here's the catch: It has to rhyme. Because apparently, in the past, when people made poems for a storm, it sounded like a report. How gay is that? So I've had about two weeks to do it by I am a HUGE procrastinator. Except with BIG HUGE papers. I just need ideas. So for a Secret Assignment, please please PLEASE give me a thunderstorm poem that rhymes. 
So you may be wondering why I am not doing my big project due Wednesday to a teacher that hates me right? And why am I on here rather than doing my homework? Good question. I wonder that myself. But that is because I get sidetracked and have nothing to do. So I turn to YOU for help. Yes, I trust you people (imagine me waving my finger around at a bunch of people) even though I don't know you. 
Right now I am listening to Radiohead (Blow Out) and wanting to kill James Patterson. Really really badly. He makes me very mad. And when Theresa, Sophia, and I dominate the world and be your rulers, we will do it. And you can be like "Hahahahahahaha, I KNOW her! She has a blog that I follow! We are  like friends." Yeah, or however you want to put it. Now for those of you who do NOT know me or my blog (Which doesn't even make sense because if someone does not know about my blog they won't be reading this) will be very VERY sad. So get your peeps to check out my updated blog that is brand spanking new. (Come over here so I can give you a spanking! JKJKJK) Well,  have nothing else to say than HELP ME OUT WITH MY POEM! PLEASE!
With love,

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3 comments:

  1. Well... idk if i can help with the poem, but I am also a procrastinator..... but u will figure it out!!!
    p.s. i really do know you!!! haha

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  2. haha, I know you do know me, but i am soo freaked out because it can't sound like a research paper and has to freaking rhyme! I can write a haiku but I can't write a rhyming poem about science

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  3. Cold air sinks, warm air rises
    Convection currents, give it power.

    Lightning flashes through the gloom
    From darkling clouds, how they tower.

    Updrafts rise, with racing speed
    And rain pours down, the grass it feeds.

    ... see? You can do it. Just give yourself a rhythm and stick with it.

    P.S. I like the new format. Easier on my eyes.

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